My little tube of Chapstick

I'm not talking about any kind of chapstick, I'm talking Chapstick. The little tube with a design that really hasn't changed since I bought my first one in high school. For awhile I tried other cheaper options (you know when you are college when you trying to save money on a $2 product), but no one had the perfect taste or texture of Chapstick. The black Chapstick to be specific. The blue kind doesn't cut it for me. I love their commercial of a Hawaiian-skirt-wearing tube of Chapstick. They have never changed their recipe or their logo in my time as a customer, and I am just fine with that. And a random fact for you: A tube of Chapstick was used to hide a microphone during the Watergate break-in.